Sunday, July 26, 2009

This just in . . .

I hate to be a naysayer in a herd full of Armageddon worshiping sociopaths (Right wingers and nut jobs all) but the 2012 catastrophe that so many folks are obsessed with isn't coming. Actually it's been canceled do to lack of interest. So California is NOT going to fall off into the ocean, it will not be the end of life as we know it. It's that simple. No get out of decades worth of self indulent stupidity free card is coming, and God is most certainly NOT going to come and life us all up as what's left of this once beautiful world burns.

It's not going to happen. So just get over it, and move on.

What IS going to happen is a new age. Where priorities will shift, responsibility will become a form of currency, and mindless, deceptive, lying politicians will need to figure out something else to do. They will haver to earn an honest living. Children, the future, and real forward thinking growth based on sustainability and renewal will become the status quo, and religion? It will become the red headed step child of humanity. People will be valued, tresured, and appreciated for the rich, diverse, lovely beings we all are. Love will be based on a novel new concept, unconditionally loving someone. I know, I know, you're all saying it will never work. Ha! Says you! It is already working, in the future, you just haven't gotten there yet. But that's okay, we love you anyway.

Life as we know it isn't going to go out in a bang, with hellfire and brimstone flowing freely. Nope, that's been canceled cause to many folks have twisted and perverted it into something horrible, wicked and irresponsible. Instead, you have to be nice to people you don't know, spread a smile now and then, lift your neighboor up and say how you doing today?

Family will be about bonds of love, not sex, gender, bloodlines, or who gets who or what.

So, please put your seatbelts on, your tray tables in the upright and locked position and prepare for take off. This plane is on schedule to LEAVE the twilight zone. Welcome to a brave new world!

This is Cassandra speaking for "Forward Views," all the news of tomorrow, today!


alan said...

You just brightened my weekend!


Teresa said...

The survivalists are going to be sooooooooo disappointed :)

Samantha said...

Well I'm glad I could make your weekend Alan, every little bit helps. And Teresa, yeah, some folks are a mite bit unhappy. They were looking forward to the wandon descrution, violence, and murdering. So yeah, they are a bit pissed.

They'll get over it. I have gently let them know the world will in fact be destroyed by fire, and just over 4 and 3/4 billion years. So they have that to look forward to now.

Ange said...

Wowza! Bravo!