...and should not be allowed out in public unsupervised!
I'm in Walgreens last night picking up a couple of refills, and this woman in front of me is having problems with her credit card...
...so I get that, I know what it's like, you use the darn fool think so much that it doesn't work in the reader anymore.
Well, no, doesn't seem to be an acceptable answer, she says to the girl behind the counter "Try it again, maybe it's dirty..."
That doesn't work, so the tech hands it back at which point the woman rubs it on her pants, looks at it, rubs it again and than does the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in public. She clicks! Out comes the tongue, and she's slobbering all over the card, dries it on her pants and say's try it now...
Poor woman behind the counter doesn't want to touch it anymore, and you know, I SO DON'T blame her. To her credit she takes it by pinching the corner of it between her nails and tries to run it again, and it doesn't work.
So it happens again, and finally she walks off in a huff. The woman behind the counter looks at me as apologizes for the overly long delay and asks if I'd mind waiting a moment longer. I just laughed and said "Not only do I not mind, but I'd feel better for your health and mine if you washed your hands first too!" So she went off to do that while the rest of us chatted about what we'd thought we saw. When she came back, she thanked us for waiting and confirmed that yes, that's exactly what we thought had happened... Ewww.....
That's just unbelievable, and unbelievably gross. If I had been the woman behind the counter, I think I might have reached for the latex gloves.
ReplyDeleteSome people's brains seem not to work. It's a wonder they somehow blunder through life.
Ok first of all ... EWWWW! Gross!
ReplyDeleteIf that ever happens to you we learned a neat little trick. Put the card in a plastic back and swipe it. I'm not sure of WHY it works, but it works great when you have a dead card
I agree totally EWWWWW! Unbelievably Gross!
ReplyDeleteThen again, not utterly impossible to believe, after all I have a little brother who's, shall we say, different? He's been asked to leave all you can eat places more than once because what he can eat is almost impossible to believe. Regrettably, I've seen him do it. I've also seen him put things in his mouth and do utterly gross and disgusting things in the past too, so it's a mad, mad, mad world out there Ladies!
One of the things that I usually do with a "dead" card, is what could be loosely regarded as using the force on it. Then again bills and coins that won't go into machines? I get those to work too. Thought to be honest, after the other night I'm starting to consider shrink wrapping my cards... I'm glad I carry handi-wipes and alcohol swabs in my purse because goodness knows if they would have had to put MY card through that thing, I'd have wiped it down but good!
Oh, and as for missing pictures Karyn, I finally did put up a picture of my nails a few posts back... Sorry it took so long...
I saw it, they look great! I almost posted a picture back of mine! .. LOL
ReplyDeleteMy spouse says that even the lipstickiest of lesbians never have long fingernails. I think you can probably figure out why. ;-) So I'm off the hook. I'll try for nice, but not long, so our intimacy is about pleasure, not pain.
ReplyDeleteWell being very single at the moment and liking it mostly, I figured what the heck. Given the right woman, I'd probably take them down a bit because God knows I wouldn't want these things in my vagina. They are very strong, and surprisingly sharp no matter how much I file them. When I was first getting used to them I went to scratch an itch a and promptly drew blood. So yeah, I'd take them down even if I was doing the highfem lesbian thing as Dianna Cage puts it.
ReplyDeleteGoodness knows I can't do butch, so lipstick lesbian would be me if it came down to that.
So Karyn you should post a picture of yours...
As to a little pain, it can be fun sometimes, but not THAT kind of pain...